Chapter I · September 2026

The Not So
Grand Tour

Ten friends, six cars, four days, one thousand pounds each. Two dropped out the night before. What could possibly go right.
Wed 23 — Sat 26 September 2026
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i.The Premise

Ten friends, six teams. Luciano and Brian made it eight and four the night before, which is the most on-brand thing that has happened so far. The number that governs everything: one thousand pounds. Come in under it and you bank points. Go over and you start in the hole.

Four days across the Midlands, the Cotswolds and the south coast. A sprint course morning, a track day afternoon, the best pubs we could find within range of both, a long lunch at Clarkson's, and a proper black tie dinner in Worthing, where the cars get valued, the votes get counted and somebody wins.

Scoring is unforgiving in places, generous in others, and thoroughly documented. Points for engine size, age, purchase savings, rarity, condition, track behaviour, breakdown drama, peer vote, style, and the eventual sale.

ii.Where to Next

iii.The Route

Wed · MBW → track → Ellastone
Thu · Curborough → C&M → Woodstock
Fri · Blenheim → Bicester → Burford → Worthing
Sat · Breakfast at Perch, Lancing
The Roger Moore Fan Club

Dress code:
Roger Moore, any era

Cream slacks. Silk cravats. Safari jackets. Blazers with piped edges. Loafers, not trainers. A white dinner jacket for Ebb on Friday.

Cars can lean in as much or as little as they like. Style points reward those who commit.

References: Bond safari suits, Lord Brett Sinclair in The Persuaders, the ivory dinner jacket in Octopussy.